1 00:00:01,096 --> 00:00:03,763 (siren wailing) 2 00:01:11,052 --> 00:01:12,802 - Get over there you. 3 00:01:13,903 --> 00:01:15,247 - Now don't say what's your hurry. 4 00:01:15,247 --> 00:01:18,830 - Yeah, and don't ask us where the fire is. 5 00:01:20,584 --> 00:01:22,500 - Didn't you guys see me wave at ya? 6 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:25,329 - Well we waved back, didn't we? - Yeah, he did like this, I saw him. 7 00:01:25,329 --> 00:01:27,893 - Shut up, you broke a traffic law. 8 00:01:27,893 --> 00:01:30,335 - Well can't you make another one? 9 00:01:30,335 --> 00:01:33,601 - I'm gonna give both you guys a ticket. 10 00:01:33,601 --> 00:01:36,702 Well be sure they're down front, my partner doesn't see very well. 11 00:01:36,702 --> 00:01:39,837 - Yeah, my glasses-- - Don't try to kid me. 12 00:01:39,837 --> 00:01:41,993 It's guys like you that keep us cops busy. 13 00:01:41,993 --> 00:01:43,463 Don't you ever think of accidents? 14 00:01:43,463 --> 00:01:45,149 - Accidents? - Accidents? 15 00:01:45,149 --> 00:01:46,926 - My dear man, that's our business. 16 00:01:46,926 --> 00:01:48,157 Well allow me. 17 00:01:48,157 --> 00:01:49,790 - Accidents. 18 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:51,953 - My card, my card. 19 00:01:51,953 --> 00:01:55,003 - Boswell and Ganzy, insurance eh? 20 00:01:55,003 --> 00:01:57,247 - Yes ah, this is Mr. Boswell. 21 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,081 Mr. Boswell shake hands with Mr. Policeman. 22 00:01:59,081 --> 00:02:01,616 - I'm pleased to meet you, and this is Mr. Ganzy. 23 00:02:01,616 --> 00:02:03,693 Mr. Ganzy shake hands with Mr. Policeman. 24 00:02:03,693 --> 00:02:05,924 - I'm pleased to meet you sir, I am pleased to meet you. 25 00:02:05,924 --> 00:02:08,445 Now here's a policy that offers triple protection 26 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:10,437 against boozers, earthquakes and relatives. 27 00:02:10,437 --> 00:02:11,903 - Have you ever stopped to realize 28 00:02:11,903 --> 00:02:13,813 that old age is creeping up on you? 29 00:02:13,813 --> 00:02:15,481 - My dear man you owe it to your wife. 30 00:02:15,481 --> 00:02:17,719 - I haven't got a wife. - We'll get you one. 31 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:20,322 - Yes, now eh, I would like to ask you a few questions. 32 00:02:20,322 --> 00:02:22,417 Ah, how's your liver? - What? 33 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:23,714 - Now don't tell me you haven't got a liver. 34 00:02:23,714 --> 00:02:25,465 - But I don't need any insurance. 35 00:02:25,465 --> 00:02:27,989 - You are just the type that does need insurance. 36 00:02:27,989 --> 00:02:30,428 Why do you realize that's since nineteen hundred and ten 37 00:02:30,428 --> 00:02:32,770 they have discovered 52 new ways of dying? 38 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:35,173 - (sighs) And you don't look well. 39 00:02:35,173 --> 00:02:38,190 - Yes, why ah ah, people are dying this year 40 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:39,818 that have never died before. 41 00:02:39,818 --> 00:02:42,440 - Well what kind of insurance do you do? - Any kind. 42 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,730 Now answer me, answer me. In the morning when you get up 43 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:47,101 do you sort of have an empty feeling in here? 44 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:49,259 - Ah, come to think of it I believe I do. 45 00:02:49,259 --> 00:02:51,842 - Just as I thought, gallstone. 46 00:03:00,979 --> 00:03:02,996 Ah, another prospect. 47 00:03:02,996 --> 00:03:04,829 - And what a prospect. 48 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:09,108 - Hey, give her sales talk number seven, 49 00:03:09,108 --> 00:03:11,754 and don't come back without a policy. 50 00:03:11,754 --> 00:03:14,525 Now then where were we? Oh yes, around the gallstone area. 51 00:03:14,525 --> 00:03:18,388 Why man do you realize that you've got enough gallstones to start a quarry? 52 00:03:22,344 --> 00:03:24,010 - Hello. - Hello. 53 00:03:25,109 --> 00:03:27,430 - Are em, are we holding you up? 54 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:30,646 - Yes, and I'm awfully angry about it. 55 00:03:30,646 --> 00:03:32,974 - Ah, what's your name? 56 00:03:32,974 --> 00:03:34,557 - Mary, Mary Marsh. 57 00:03:35,454 --> 00:03:38,121 - Mary, gee that's a swell name. 58 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,227 My name is Wilbur. 59 00:03:41,227 --> 00:03:44,141 - I don't mind. - Aw. 60 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:48,513 - Now eh, let's see your tongue. 61 00:03:48,513 --> 00:03:50,589 Say ah. - Ah. 62 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:54,572 - Just as I thought, you reached me just in time. 63 00:03:54,572 --> 00:03:56,770 - Has it got a coat on it? 64 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:01,123 - Not only a coat, but a vest and a pair of pants. 65 00:04:01,123 --> 00:04:05,853 - You know Mary, you're the kind of a girl that I could-- 66 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:07,520 - Hey, number seven! 67 00:04:11,477 --> 00:04:15,297 - Have you ever stopped to realize that old age is creeping up on you? 68 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,557 - What're you talking about? 69 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,476 - Protection, that's what you need. 70 00:04:18,476 --> 00:04:19,859 Throughout your declining years 71 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,688 you will need to be provided for, 72 00:04:21,688 --> 00:04:24,861 and I am here to offer you that protection. 73 00:04:24,861 --> 00:04:26,729 - Well that's awfully nice of you, 74 00:04:26,729 --> 00:04:29,412 and, and I think you're (giggles). 75 00:04:29,412 --> 00:04:31,771 Well, you'll have to let me think it over for awhile. 76 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,622 - Oh that is the trouble with America today, 77 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:38,122 procrastinaty, procras em, why give it up? 78 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:40,847 Accept my proposition now, 79 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,285 and know the value of a steady income, 80 00:04:43,285 --> 00:04:45,809 and the happiness of a contented family. 81 00:04:45,809 --> 00:04:47,485 - Well, I just met you, 82 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:49,764 and I think I could like you an awful lot, 83 00:04:49,764 --> 00:04:52,534 and I think we could be awfully happy together, 84 00:04:52,534 --> 00:04:54,731 and well, I might except your proposal, 85 00:04:54,731 --> 00:04:58,148 but well you'd have to ask Mother anyway. 86 00:05:00,629 --> 00:05:02,825 - Now that I've signed this policy, 87 00:05:02,825 --> 00:05:04,532 suppose I got double pneumonemia? 88 00:05:04,532 --> 00:05:07,398 - Aw, then you would be lucky. - Lucky? 89 00:05:07,398 --> 00:05:10,516 - Certainly, because then you'll get a great bargain. 90 00:05:10,516 --> 00:05:13,042 Instead of dealing with you in the singular, 91 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:15,375 we pay you off in deploracy. 92 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:18,134 - Oh I see. 93 00:05:18,134 --> 00:05:21,309 - (laughs) Good luck, you'll need it. 94 00:05:21,309 --> 00:05:25,048 - I'm certainly glad I met you fellas. 95 00:05:25,048 --> 00:05:28,296 - Mary, I want you to meet my partner, 96 00:05:28,296 --> 00:05:30,576 Mr. J. Addington Ganzy. 97 00:05:30,576 --> 00:05:32,744 This is Mary Marsh. - [Mary] How do you do? 98 00:05:32,744 --> 00:05:34,639 - Fidget the digit, honey, fidget the digit. 99 00:05:34,639 --> 00:05:37,706 You know I love the name of Marsh, it's so mellow. 100 00:05:37,706 --> 00:05:39,418 Has uh, has my partner been telling you 101 00:05:39,418 --> 00:05:40,922 of our wonderful insurance? 102 00:05:40,922 --> 00:05:43,932 - Ooh, is that what he was talking about? 103 00:05:43,932 --> 00:05:49,353 Well not exactly, you see I eh, tell us something about yourself Mary. 104 00:05:49,353 --> 00:05:52,534 - Well, I'm running away from home. - [Wilbur And Addington] No. 105 00:05:52,534 --> 00:05:56,969 Yes, you see it's like this, my Mother made millions out of oil. 106 00:05:56,969 --> 00:06:00,225 - Ooh, tell me about it child, tell me about it. 107 00:06:00,225 --> 00:06:01,729 - But she lost most of it. 108 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,174 - Tell him about it child, tell him about it. 109 00:06:04,174 --> 00:06:06,000 - But why are you running away? 110 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,606 - Oh because my Mother wants me to marry our attorney, 111 00:06:08,606 --> 00:06:10,478 John Blackwell. 112 00:06:10,478 --> 00:06:12,062 - You did right Mary, 113 00:06:12,062 --> 00:06:13,608 but where are you running to? 114 00:06:13,608 --> 00:06:14,869 - To my hotel. 115 00:06:14,869 --> 00:06:16,256 - Oh your hotel. 116 00:06:16,256 --> 00:06:17,597 - Oh, your hotel. 117 00:06:17,597 --> 00:06:20,458 - Yes, The Ritz de la Riviera at Floralhurst. 118 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:23,903 Now my plan is to go down there and operate it myself, 119 00:06:23,903 --> 00:06:26,722 make it a success, and then I can be independent. 120 00:06:26,722 --> 00:06:28,271 - And you're perfectly right. 121 00:06:28,271 --> 00:06:31,009 All you need is a couple of good men like us to help ya out. 122 00:06:31,009 --> 00:06:32,229 - And are we good men. 123 00:06:32,229 --> 00:06:35,413 - (laughs) We are now in the hotel business. 124 00:06:35,413 --> 00:06:36,839 - Gee, that's grand. 125 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:39,808 - Boy, that's what I call exhilarating. 126 00:06:39,808 --> 00:06:41,687 - What? - Exhilarating. 127 00:06:41,687 --> 00:06:45,114 - Exhilarating, I'll have to look that up. 128 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:47,815 Exhilarating, E. - Let's be off. 129 00:06:47,815 --> 00:06:50,443 - Wait a minute, you boys know anything about hotels? 130 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:53,174 - Ho ho, do we know anything about hotels. 131 00:06:53,174 --> 00:06:57,983 Ha child, there are several hotels looking for us right this very minute. 132 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,902 - What's the matter, you outta gas? 133 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:17,914 - [Mary] No, this is the hotel. 134 00:07:17,914 --> 00:07:19,786 - (chuckles) Pretty isn't it? 135 00:07:19,786 --> 00:07:22,079 Showplace I call it, showplace. 136 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:24,319 - John Blackwell certainly was lying. 137 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,922 I think it's a shame the way he left this hotel run down. 138 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:29,139 - Yeah, it's rundown all right. 139 00:07:29,139 --> 00:07:31,831 - You know, it's supposed to be early Victorian. 140 00:07:31,831 --> 00:07:33,848 - (snickers) Very early. 141 00:07:33,848 --> 00:07:35,088 - Too early. 142 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,569 - Mother said that all the big bugs used to live there. 143 00:07:37,569 --> 00:07:39,726 - Eh, they're probably still here. 144 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,226 Let's look around. 145 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:21,246 This place looks like the place that fella King Tut was buried. 146 00:08:21,246 --> 00:08:25,413 - Buried, looks more like the place where he was born. 147 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,656 Where did you say you got this hotel? 148 00:08:28,656 --> 00:08:30,739 - My Uncle gave it to me. 149 00:08:31,951 --> 00:08:33,538 - Honey, you've been robbed. 150 00:08:33,538 --> 00:08:37,684 - (chuckles) Robbed is right. 151 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:41,184 - Aw come on Addington, let's look around. 152 00:08:41,184 --> 00:08:43,582 We might be able to put it over. 153 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:46,665 - It would be easier to push it over. 154 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:51,953 - Look! 155 00:08:53,222 --> 00:08:54,222 What's that? 156 00:08:57,047 --> 00:08:58,875 - Is it a mummy? 157 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:01,875 - No it's Father Time's grandfather. 158 00:09:05,491 --> 00:09:07,918 (knocking on counter) - [Wilbur] Boy, boy. 159 00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:09,262 - [Addington] Come come my good man. 160 00:09:09,262 --> 00:09:13,012 - Wait wait, let's see who's registered here. 161 00:09:14,315 --> 00:09:18,384 General Grant, Lydia Pinkham, Buffalo Bill. 162 00:09:18,384 --> 00:09:21,192 - (chuckles) Quite a cast, quite a cast. 163 00:09:21,192 --> 00:09:23,062 - Do you think they're still here? 164 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,786 - They are if they left a call with him. 165 00:09:25,786 --> 00:09:27,619 Ah, the morning paper. 166 00:09:34,326 --> 00:09:38,683 Oh boy, wait til they hear what Dewey did at Manila Bay. 167 00:09:38,683 --> 00:09:41,493 You'd better waken the old man. He may be dead. 168 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,644 - Boy boy, this is becoming irksome, come come. 169 00:09:43,644 --> 00:09:45,373 - [Wilbur] Come on lunch. - [Addington] Hey! 170 00:09:45,373 --> 00:09:48,039 - [Wilbur] Lunch? - Kansas City all out. 171 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:55,484 Lad, this young lady here has placed us in full charge 172 00:09:55,484 --> 00:09:57,139 of the Hotel Ritz de River, 173 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,705 and we intend to place it where it belongs. 174 00:09:59,705 --> 00:10:01,620 Now, (clears throat) our first innovation 175 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:05,525 is to be the inauguration of the eight hour day. 176 00:10:05,525 --> 00:10:08,452 Eight hours in the morning, and eight hours in the afternoon. 177 00:10:08,452 --> 00:10:11,232 - Well, well that don't help me any. 178 00:10:11,232 --> 00:10:12,732 I'm the night man. 179 00:10:34,297 --> 00:10:37,380 (pocket watch thuds) 180 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,645 - Gee I'm scared. 181 00:10:55,645 --> 00:10:58,206 - That's all right little one, I'm here. 182 00:10:58,206 --> 00:10:59,749 Who's our guest. 183 00:10:59,749 --> 00:11:04,221 - Why he ain't no guest, he's the house detective. 184 00:11:04,221 --> 00:11:06,300 - I'm afraid the thing is a bust, come on, let's sign off. 185 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:09,234 - Oh boys, we've got to think of something. 186 00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:10,628 - Gee it would be wonderful 187 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,756 if we could do something with this hotel. 188 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,849 - Wonderful, it would be miraculous. 189 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:18,266 - It would make a swell fire. 190 00:11:20,582 --> 00:11:22,054 - (fingers snap) wait a minute. 191 00:11:22,054 --> 00:11:24,047 I've just given birth to an idea. 192 00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:25,762 - My how you must have suffered. 193 00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:27,095 - Listen. 194 00:11:28,866 --> 00:11:30,254 Now listen to knowledge. 195 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,449 What this hotel needs is publicity. 196 00:11:32,449 --> 00:11:34,880 I'll send the story to all the leading newspapers 197 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,758 saying that society has adopted the hotel as a fad. 198 00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:40,527 In two weeks time this old birdcage will be on the map. 199 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,860 Now top that one if you can. 200 00:11:45,407 --> 00:11:47,931 Now you two just go on back there, sit down and relax, 201 00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:52,098 and I'll telephone the good news to the newspapers. 202 00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:57,223 (loveseat thuds) 203 00:11:58,341 --> 00:12:02,694 - (laughs) That's the idea, just relax. 204 00:12:02,694 --> 00:12:06,446 Hello Central, sorry to disturb you. 205 00:12:06,446 --> 00:12:09,468 Connect me with the editor of The New York Examiner. 206 00:12:09,468 --> 00:12:13,952 A chair son, so that I may be able to sit and think. 207 00:12:13,952 --> 00:12:17,046 Hello, editor of The New York Examiner? 208 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:19,484 Ah, this is Ganzy speaking. 209 00:12:19,484 --> 00:12:22,984 Ganzy of Ganzy, Ganzy, and Ganzy, 210 00:12:22,984 --> 00:12:26,402 operators of the world's greatest hotels (chuckles). 211 00:12:26,402 --> 00:12:30,981 We have recently taken over The Hotel Ritz de la Riviera at Floralhurst, 212 00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:34,110 and we are making it the mecca of society (chuckles). 213 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:37,239 Yes, why at this very moment, 214 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:41,406 one of world's greatest painters is busy redecorating. 215 00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:45,792 Eh, we have installed the safest safe in the world. 216 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,839 Yes, yes, so that society may come here, 217 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:53,406 and feel that their jewels will be absolutely safe, yes. 218 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,531 Eh, why our register already carries 219 00:12:55,531 --> 00:12:58,784 some of the world's most prominent names, 220 00:12:58,784 --> 00:13:00,702 and one man is here with his wife. 221 00:13:00,702 --> 00:13:04,869 (chuckles) Yes, mm hmm, yes, I know you will, yes, thanks. 222 00:13:05,989 --> 00:13:07,328 Well boy, how's that? 223 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,003 - (chuckles) That's telling them. 224 00:13:09,003 --> 00:13:11,163 - [Addington] Boy, I ain't never fallen down on anything. 225 00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:11,996 (chair crashes) 226 00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:15,246 (Wilbur laughs loudly) 227 00:13:18,823 --> 00:13:22,323 - Society's new fad, The Hotel Ritz de la. 228 00:13:23,979 --> 00:13:27,646 Well, the rundaysvoos of wealth and fashion. 229 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,013 - Rendezvous. 230 00:13:31,013 --> 00:13:32,879 - I don't believe it. 231 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,129 The rundaysvoos, the hotel. 232 00:13:38,035 --> 00:13:40,934 Well, it looks as if Mary will be getting somewhere 233 00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,483 even if she did run away. 234 00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:44,688 - That story is absurd. 235 00:13:44,688 --> 00:13:47,791 As your attorney, I can't sanction this crazy business. 236 00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:50,000 You can't sanction wealth and fashion flocking to The Ritz? 237 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,903 - Ah nonsense. 238 00:13:51,903 --> 00:13:55,265 Mary has probably fallen into the hands of some very clever confidence men, 239 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:57,993 and she'll doubtless wind up, oh losing her hotel. 240 00:13:57,993 --> 00:13:59,912 - Listen, anything that happens to that hotel 241 00:13:59,912 --> 00:14:01,135 will be an improvement. 242 00:14:01,135 --> 00:14:05,302 - Yes, but what about something that may happen to Mary? 243 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:09,417 - (exhales deeply) I never thought of that. 244 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,314 - (snickers) No, well I haven't thought about 245 00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:14,635 anything but Mary. 246 00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:15,936 You know how much I love her. 247 00:14:15,936 --> 00:14:19,113 - Well I oughta, you told me often enough. 248 00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:21,510 What're your plans? 249 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,754 - I'll go there at once, throw those men out, 250 00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:25,295 and bring Mary home here where she belongs. 251 00:14:25,295 --> 00:14:27,618 - You're optimistic, you don't know Mary. 252 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:30,752 - Now don't worry, I'll settle this, 253 00:14:30,752 --> 00:14:32,342 that is if you'll back me up. 254 00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:35,639 - Back you up, I'll be right behind you. 255 00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:38,222 In fact I'll go along with you. 256 00:14:39,091 --> 00:14:40,508 - Well all right. 257 00:14:43,577 --> 00:14:45,660 I'll meet you here at 12. 258 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:51,993 Can you imagine, 259 00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:56,043 I got it all set to marry the girl, take over the property, 260 00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:59,057 and a couple of half smart guys come along and mess up my plans. 261 00:14:59,057 --> 00:15:00,437 - You ain't afraid of 'em are ya? 262 00:15:00,437 --> 00:15:02,770 - No, I'm just apprehensive. 263 00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:07,760 If they find out about our hideaway in the hotel basement we're lost. 264 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:11,059 - Hey, let's go down there and take 'em for a ride. 265 00:15:11,059 --> 00:15:12,441 - Or put 'em on the spot. 266 00:15:12,441 --> 00:15:16,747 - Well my motto is give 'em the pineapple, it never fails. 267 00:15:16,747 --> 00:15:20,904 - All right Mac, you get down there as quickly as you can, 268 00:15:20,904 --> 00:15:23,214 but don't do any shooting til you see me. 269 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,714 - [Mac] All right. 270 00:15:36,822 --> 00:15:39,309 - This looks like pie for us boys. 271 00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:42,520 Now remember, you're gonna mix with the best people, 272 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,560 so watch your step, 273 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,757 and the first guy that says ain't, gets a sock in the nose, 274 00:15:48,757 --> 00:15:50,391 but I'm gonna send the Duchess down 275 00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:52,507 to try and wiggle the combination out of those two birds 276 00:15:52,507 --> 00:15:54,757 that are running the joint. 277 00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:57,439 Now listen Spudoni, 278 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:59,744 you go on down ahead and look the joint over. 279 00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:00,767 We'll meet ya there. 280 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,850 - Sure Chief. 281 00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:08,607 The Duchess is one of the cleverest wives I ever had. 282 00:16:08,607 --> 00:16:11,607 (telephone ringing) 283 00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:15,869 - Hello? 284 00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:18,701 Oh how are you Duke? 285 00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:21,844 Yes, I was just reading the story. 286 00:16:21,844 --> 00:16:24,011 Rather expected your call. 287 00:16:24,895 --> 00:16:25,978 Sounds great. 288 00:16:27,215 --> 00:16:30,716 Okay, I'll go down first and meet you there. 289 00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:31,966 Right, goodbye. 290 00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:07,238 (bell ringing) 291 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,326 - Were you ringing? 292 00:17:10,326 --> 00:17:13,307 - No, I was tolling, I thought you were dead. 293 00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:15,952 Take a glass of water to room 16. 294 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,420 - She drink? 295 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:20,391 - No, the lady wants to make a high dive. 296 00:17:20,391 --> 00:17:24,775 - Say, you know I'm not as big a fool as I used to be. 297 00:17:24,775 --> 00:17:26,539 - Have you been dieting? 298 00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:29,914 (Bellboy scoffs) 299 00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:32,111 - This is the Hotel Ritz de la Riviera. 300 00:17:32,111 --> 00:17:33,984 Yes, just a moment. 301 00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:34,957 Oh Mr. Ganzy. 302 00:17:34,957 --> 00:17:36,055 - Yes Mr. Boswell. 303 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,380 - A gentleman in Cincinnati 304 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,402 wants to know if the fish are biting. 305 00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:41,319 - If they are, they're biting each other. 306 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:44,832 - They're hungry, no, they're not hungry, yes. 307 00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:45,665 - How are you sleuth? 308 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,665 - All right. 309 00:17:50,398 --> 00:17:52,072 That young fellas a human dynamo. 310 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:56,239 - (chuckles) Yes, everything he has on is charged. 311 00:17:58,752 --> 00:18:01,804 - You know, things ain't so quiet around here no more. 312 00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,166 I may decide to quit. 313 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,970 - In that case, we require two weeks written notice. 314 00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:07,317 - Well I can't write. 315 00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:08,905 - Then that settles that. 316 00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:12,077 Now eh, go upstairs and count the chambermaids, 317 00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:15,989 and eh, report to me every now and then. 318 00:18:15,989 --> 00:18:18,596 - Every now and then? - Every now and then. 319 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,890 - Every now and then. 320 00:18:25,046 --> 00:18:26,483 - Thank you. 321 00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:28,027 - Look, more telegrams. 322 00:18:28,027 --> 00:18:32,666 Gosh, if this keeps up, we'll have to build an annex to this hotel. 323 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:35,719 - Gee, it's a long time since I've seen you. 324 00:18:35,719 --> 00:18:37,552 - Yes, almost an hour. 325 00:18:38,975 --> 00:18:41,090 - And you still like me? 326 00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:42,507 - More than ever. 327 00:18:43,574 --> 00:18:45,491 - More than ever, body? 328 00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:48,258 - More than any, body. 329 00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:49,600 - Now let's don't go into that, 330 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,659 here, here, read some telegrams. 331 00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:54,849 - Here's one from Harold Van Asterbilt. 332 00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:57,370 He wants two rooms and four baths. 333 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:01,537 - (chuckles) The man's a channel swimmer. 334 00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:05,187 Listen to this one. 335 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,836 Reserve wedding suite for myself and friend, 336 00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:09,753 also room for the wife. 337 00:19:11,657 --> 00:19:14,383 - (snickers) That's what I call breaking them in. 338 00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:17,466 (Addington chuckles) 339 00:19:19,182 --> 00:19:22,515 - Ah, customers, be alert lad, be alert. 340 00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:27,178 (Bellboy scoffs) 341 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,579 Greetings, greetings. 342 00:19:30,579 --> 00:19:31,925 - And salutations. 343 00:19:31,925 --> 00:19:33,714 - How you do gentlemen? 344 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:37,618 Have you the reservation for the Duchess Bessie Von Essie. 345 00:19:37,618 --> 00:19:39,655 - Why you're the kind we throw them out for. 346 00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,653 - Will you register Bessie? 347 00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:43,653 - Ah, you are a so kind. 348 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,844 How do you spell Bessie? 349 00:19:47,844 --> 00:19:50,281 - [Wilbur] Yeah (clears throat). 350 00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:52,190 (Addington laughs) - I am, I am so sorry, pardon. 351 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:55,164 You see your American English, it is so different. 352 00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:57,730 - Yes, so is our Scotch. (Wilbur laughs) 353 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,092 What eh, what kind of a room would you like Duchess, 354 00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:01,201 what kind of a room would you like? 355 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:05,031 - I should like a room in which I can muse and cogitate. 356 00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,314 - Suppose I give you one where you can 357 00:20:06,314 --> 00:20:08,613 Sears and Roebuck (chuckles)? 358 00:20:08,613 --> 00:20:11,476 (Addington clears throat) - You mean to tell me you never cogitate? 359 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:14,484 - Not while I'm on duty Madam, not while I'm on duty. 360 00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,235 Look that word up will ya? 361 00:20:16,235 --> 00:20:18,568 - Cogitate, I-J-K. 362 00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:23,380 - Codge, codge, codge. - Cogitate. 363 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:26,416 - Ah, would you like a room with or without? 364 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:29,349 - I will leave everything to you. 365 00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:32,723 - (laughs) She's gonna leave it all to me (laughs). 366 00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:35,047 - He's my partner, you'll have to give me half. 367 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:38,100 - Son, son, can't you see that we're in conference? 368 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,300 Return to your cogitating. 369 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,070 - I hate that word, cogitate. 370 00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:46,489 - Is this the wonderful safe I have read so much about? 371 00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:48,886 - Yes, yes, would you care to look it over? 372 00:20:48,886 --> 00:20:51,695 - Ah, that would be very, very interesting. 373 00:20:51,695 --> 00:20:55,195 - Well step this way Madam, step this way. 374 00:20:56,133 --> 00:21:00,300 There you are, it's a 1932 model, seven bearing crankshaft. 375 00:21:01,339 --> 00:21:05,506 No tin there, hydraulic brakes, all wool and a yard wide. 376 00:21:06,425 --> 00:21:08,791 - Is it burglar proof? 377 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,217 - It is so far. 378 00:21:10,217 --> 00:21:11,921 - A very fine safe indeed. 379 00:21:11,921 --> 00:21:13,911 I shall probably look into it later. 380 00:21:13,911 --> 00:21:15,911 - Oh you must, you must. 381 00:21:27,013 --> 00:21:28,430 - Right upstairs. 382 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,824 (suitcase explodes) 383 00:21:41,624 --> 00:21:43,007 - What's the matter with you? 384 00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:44,515 - What's the matter with that dame? 385 00:21:44,515 --> 00:21:47,042 - Nothing, the lady is simply eccentric. 386 00:21:47,042 --> 00:21:48,459 I'll show her up. 387 00:21:52,206 --> 00:21:54,324 I trust you will forgive my partner Duchess. 388 00:21:54,324 --> 00:21:58,557 You see, he falls for every pretty girl he sees (laughs). 389 00:21:58,557 --> 00:22:02,469 - I could not refuse you anything, you are so fascinating. 390 00:22:02,469 --> 00:22:04,055 - Yes, I suppose so. 391 00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:07,226 You know Duchess, sometimes I think it's a curse. 392 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:10,522 - Oh by the way, is it customary to dress for dinner here? 393 00:22:10,522 --> 00:22:13,496 - Oh yes, yes, yes, we dress for all meals here. 394 00:22:13,496 --> 00:22:15,209 It gets a little drafty around six. 395 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:19,849 (Duchess and Addington laugh loudly) 396 00:22:19,849 --> 00:22:23,511 You know, I think Addington's idea is gonna turn out all wrong. 397 00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:24,844 - Ah. 398 00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,304 - 10:30 and all is well. 399 00:22:28,152 --> 00:22:29,673 - Did you hear that? 400 00:22:29,673 --> 00:22:32,410 Even the Chief himself says that all is well. 401 00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:35,131 - Well I don't believe anything I hear these days. 402 00:22:35,131 --> 00:22:37,881 - Honey, you're gonna believe me. 403 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,939 - Greetings my friend, greetings. 404 00:22:44,939 --> 00:22:46,934 - And salutations. 405 00:22:46,934 --> 00:22:48,975 - I'd like a suite. - Certainly, certainly. 406 00:22:48,975 --> 00:22:51,047 Something modern or comfortable? 407 00:22:51,047 --> 00:22:53,039 - Oh, something high up. 408 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,665 - Something high up. 409 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,948 - Would $30.00 a day be high enough? 410 00:22:56,948 --> 00:22:58,413 - Quite satisfactory. 411 00:22:58,413 --> 00:23:00,777 May I register? - Certainly sir, certainly. 412 00:23:00,777 --> 00:23:04,944 Ah, Democrat or Republican (chuckles)? 413 00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:10,978 Ah, Switzerland. 414 00:23:10,978 --> 00:23:12,285 Oh, well you will love it here. 415 00:23:12,285 --> 00:23:15,498 Our radiators yodel all night (laughs). 416 00:23:15,498 --> 00:23:17,662 - I'd like a room with a good exposure. 417 00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:20,557 - He wants a room with exposure. 418 00:23:20,557 --> 00:23:22,412 - Are we gonna allow that here? 419 00:23:22,412 --> 00:23:25,841 - Certainly, your stupidity is stupendous. 420 00:23:25,841 --> 00:23:29,570 - Stupendous. - Stupendous. - Stupendous. - Stupendous. 421 00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:30,403 - S. 422 00:23:30,403 --> 00:23:32,564 - Stoop, stoop, not that way, not that way. 423 00:23:32,564 --> 00:23:35,010 - S-T double O. - S-T double O. 424 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:38,564 - Hey, is that the famous safe I read about? 425 00:23:38,564 --> 00:23:42,148 - Oh uh, yes, yes, that's our safe. 426 00:23:42,148 --> 00:23:43,854 - Well I gotta a lot of valuable jewels with me, 427 00:23:43,854 --> 00:23:45,456 and I'd like to look it over, if it's in order. 428 00:23:45,456 --> 00:23:47,206 - Why certainly sir, it's always in order. 429 00:23:47,206 --> 00:23:49,123 Will you step this way? 430 00:23:55,591 --> 00:23:57,174 Pip ain't it? 431 00:23:58,649 --> 00:24:01,418 - Very sturdy looking safe I should say. 432 00:24:01,418 --> 00:24:03,690 In what eh, compartment will my valuables be kept? 433 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:06,254 - Here's where we keep all the valuable jewels sir. 434 00:24:06,254 --> 00:24:08,325 - Very very interesting. 435 00:24:08,325 --> 00:24:10,360 I'll send my jewels down later. 436 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:14,307 - Good, good, our safe will always be open to you. 437 00:24:14,307 --> 00:24:15,140 - Thanks. 438 00:24:19,312 --> 00:24:24,115 - Mark my word, there's gonna be trouble around here. 439 00:24:24,115 --> 00:24:25,433 - Come on boy. 440 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:28,183 (suitcase thuds) 441 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,764 Just a few samples from my Father's factory. 442 00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:41,156 He manufactures lawnmowers. 443 00:24:41,156 --> 00:24:43,739 - It's a great mower all right. 444 00:24:44,896 --> 00:24:46,563 - Here boy, come on. 445 00:24:55,813 --> 00:24:57,690 - Do you think that fellas all right? 446 00:24:57,690 --> 00:24:58,867 - Don't give it a thought. 447 00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:01,223 Society people are simply eccentric. 448 00:25:01,223 --> 00:25:02,403 He's a big shot. 449 00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:05,249 (gun firing) 450 00:25:05,249 --> 00:25:06,675 - Bit shot? 451 00:25:06,675 --> 00:25:08,425 He's a whole arsenal. 452 00:25:17,064 --> 00:25:19,814 - Eleven o'clock and all is well. 453 00:25:26,154 --> 00:25:29,537 - Honey, do you remember the other night 454 00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:33,122 in that moonlight night when we were in the boat, huh? 455 00:25:33,122 --> 00:25:35,611 - Gee do I, and wasn't it fun out there too? 456 00:25:35,611 --> 00:25:37,592 (Wilbur chuckles) 457 00:25:37,592 --> 00:25:38,684 Mother! 458 00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:43,154 Well, I'm glad you admit it after trying so hard to run away from me. 459 00:25:43,154 --> 00:25:44,656 Who's this odd looking person? 460 00:25:44,656 --> 00:25:49,827 Well uh, this is Wilbur Boswell Mother. 461 00:25:49,827 --> 00:25:51,051 - Oh it is, is it? 462 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,805 Well I don't like his looks. 463 00:25:52,805 --> 00:25:54,972 Reminds me of your Father. 464 00:25:56,428 --> 00:25:57,696 - I'm pleased to meet ya. 465 00:25:57,696 --> 00:26:00,228 - Yeah, you just think you're pleased to meet me. 466 00:26:00,228 --> 00:26:02,982 Mary you've made a grave mistake, and embarrassed your Mother dreadfully. 467 00:26:02,982 --> 00:26:07,454 Oh but Mr. Boswell here and his friend Mr. Ganzy are wonderful hotel specialists, 468 00:26:07,454 --> 00:26:10,410 and Mother they're going to make us a fortune. Aren't you? 469 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,455 - Good afternoon folks, good afternoon, good afternoon. 470 00:26:13,455 --> 00:26:15,550 Are you being taken care of? - Are you? 471 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:22,345 - There will now be a slight pause for station announcement. 472 00:26:23,725 --> 00:26:25,390 - This is my Mother Mr. Ganzy. 473 00:26:25,390 --> 00:26:27,368 - Oh well that's different, how are you Mother? 474 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:29,285 How are ya, how are ya? 475 00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:31,453 - [Mary] And Mr. Blackwell. 476 00:26:31,453 --> 00:26:33,574 - Well fidget the digits old pal, fidget the digits, 477 00:26:33,574 --> 00:26:36,386 you're gonna love us around here, you're going to love us. 478 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,826 Are you the mother of that beautiful child? 479 00:26:38,826 --> 00:26:40,243 - Yes I am! 480 00:26:41,385 --> 00:26:44,034 - Well sir, do you know that I have never seen beauty 481 00:26:44,034 --> 00:26:46,389 so perfectly transplanted. 482 00:26:46,389 --> 00:26:47,806 - Oh, Mr. Pansy. 483 00:26:49,271 --> 00:26:52,332 - Hey, not Pansy, Ganzy, Ganzy. 484 00:26:52,332 --> 00:26:55,665 Look, Ga Ga (chuckles). 485 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,684 Is that your little boy? 486 00:26:58,684 --> 00:27:01,046 - No, Mr. Blackwell is my attorney, 487 00:27:01,046 --> 00:27:02,595 and is to be my future son-in-law. 488 00:27:02,595 --> 00:27:03,428 - [Addington] Oh yes. 489 00:27:03,428 --> 00:27:05,574 - I guess Mary will have something to say about that. 490 00:27:05,574 --> 00:27:06,907 - Shut up! 491 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,909 You know Mr. Pansy. 492 00:27:13,909 --> 00:27:18,058 - Ga Ga. - You know Mr. Ga Ga, 493 00:27:18,058 --> 00:27:21,194 I must be very careful of my daughter's social standing. 494 00:27:21,194 --> 00:27:22,027 - Oh yes. 495 00:27:22,027 --> 00:27:24,086 - One must have a social position nowadays. 496 00:27:24,086 --> 00:27:25,402 - Either that or a job. 497 00:27:25,402 --> 00:27:26,520 (Mrs. Marsh giggles) 498 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,866 You know, I've always thought that Mary 499 00:27:28,866 --> 00:27:30,480 should marry a man of means. 500 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,026 Oh by all means Mrs. Marsh, by all means, and you should do the same. 501 00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:38,172 - Oh Mr. Pansy, your frankness frightens me. 502 00:27:38,172 --> 00:27:40,041 (Addington laughs) 503 00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:41,143 Are you married? 504 00:27:41,143 --> 00:27:44,726 - No, I got this way from riding a bicycle. 505 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,358 - I think I'll register. 506 00:27:49,358 --> 00:27:51,578 - You think you'll register? You little mugwump. 507 00:27:51,578 --> 00:27:54,661 (Mrs. Marsh giggles) 508 00:27:57,089 --> 00:27:59,287 - I want a large room. 509 00:27:59,287 --> 00:28:01,571 - You'll need it. - What's that? 510 00:28:01,571 --> 00:28:03,610 - I said we got some nice open ones. 511 00:28:03,610 --> 00:28:07,654 - Come on Mother, I'll show you to your room. 512 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:11,654 - You know, I think you're a man of charm and intellect. 513 00:28:11,654 --> 00:28:14,727 You'll make a great success of this hotel. 514 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:16,477 If it wasn't for him! 515 00:28:20,226 --> 00:28:21,726 I'll see ya later. 516 00:28:30,395 --> 00:28:32,556 - Have a boy show me my room. - Ah certainly, certainly. 517 00:28:32,556 --> 00:28:34,754 Your room number will be ah, 28. 518 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,545 - [Wilbur] 28. 519 00:28:36,545 --> 00:28:40,517 Now if you wish anything else, just wring a towel (laughs). 520 00:28:40,517 --> 00:28:42,309 (Addington clears throat) 521 00:28:42,309 --> 00:28:45,226 - You're both delightfully unfunny. 522 00:28:46,889 --> 00:28:51,056 - You're gonna wipe out our business with those towel jokes. 523 00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:53,950 - It won't be long now. 524 00:28:55,836 --> 00:28:58,900 Do you really think that Mary will have to marry that fella? 525 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:02,164 - I suppose she will, it's customary. 526 00:29:02,164 --> 00:29:05,269 - Gee, but I'm in love with Mary. 527 00:29:05,269 --> 00:29:07,472 You've got to do something about it. 528 00:29:07,472 --> 00:29:09,222 - For instance, what? 529 00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:13,182 - If I could think I wouldn't ask you, 530 00:29:13,182 --> 00:29:17,216 but if you're a pal of mine you'll do something. 531 00:29:17,216 --> 00:29:20,716 - I got it, listen, I'll marry Mrs. Marsh, 532 00:29:21,569 --> 00:29:24,656 then I will be Mary's father. 533 00:29:24,656 --> 00:29:26,934 When that happens, I'll give my consent 534 00:29:26,934 --> 00:29:29,290 to your marriage to my daughter, 535 00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:31,975 which will make you my son. 536 00:29:31,975 --> 00:29:35,471 It's a little involved, but it'll work out all right. 537 00:29:35,471 --> 00:29:37,994 - Addington, you don't mean to tell me 538 00:29:37,994 --> 00:29:39,618 you'd marry that battleship? 539 00:29:39,618 --> 00:29:43,785 - Certainly, that's a lot of woman boy, a lot of woman. 540 00:29:49,993 --> 00:29:54,471 Look boy, we're getting the cream of society. 541 00:29:54,471 --> 00:29:56,101 Good afternoon my good man. 542 00:29:56,101 --> 00:29:58,053 What good can we do for ya? 543 00:29:58,053 --> 00:29:59,925 - Nice weather we're having, 544 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:02,842 that is for a small town like this. 545 00:30:03,829 --> 00:30:05,375 - I am the Duke of Winchester. 546 00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:07,396 I would like a very expensive room. 547 00:30:07,396 --> 00:30:08,729 - You'll get it. 548 00:30:09,963 --> 00:30:12,849 - Ah, I see my wife is here. 549 00:30:12,849 --> 00:30:13,908 - [Wilbur] Your wife? 550 00:30:13,908 --> 00:30:15,700 - Yes, in 24. 551 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,033 - Oh yes, in 24. 552 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:20,942 That was six years after the war. 553 00:30:20,942 --> 00:30:23,542 - Is eh-- - Yes, that's our little safe. 554 00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:25,660 - A marvelous piece of furniture, 555 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,777 and now if you don't mind, I'll go to my room. 556 00:30:27,777 --> 00:30:31,944 - [Addington] I don't mind a bit, you just run right along. 557 00:30:39,217 --> 00:30:40,467 - Look at this. 558 00:30:43,296 --> 00:30:44,679 - Why it couldn't be him. 559 00:30:44,679 --> 00:30:47,482 - It couldn't be, but it is. 560 00:30:47,482 --> 00:30:50,659 - Wait a minute, I'll ask him. 561 00:30:50,659 --> 00:30:53,576 I beg your pardon sir, is that you? 562 00:30:57,663 --> 00:31:02,539 (Duke and Addington laugh loudly) 563 00:31:02,539 --> 00:31:05,479 - My oh my, I do wish they would catch this scoundrel. 564 00:31:05,479 --> 00:31:07,525 - Well, you know the police are not so hot around here. 565 00:31:07,525 --> 00:31:10,608 - No, no, they're very lackadaisical. 566 00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:17,205 (book thuds) - I'm getting sick of this. 567 00:31:17,205 --> 00:31:19,156 - Lack, lack, lack, lack, L, L, L. 568 00:31:19,156 --> 00:31:20,656 - L-A-C. 569 00:31:23,793 --> 00:31:27,470 - You know, I've been mistaken for him many times. 570 00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:28,531 It's most annoying. 571 00:31:28,531 --> 00:31:30,726 - Oh yes, I should say it must be. 572 00:31:30,726 --> 00:31:34,185 What right has he got running around looking like you anyway? 573 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:37,401 - Rather um, peculiar coincidence. 574 00:31:37,401 --> 00:31:39,070 - A what? - Very peculiar. 575 00:31:39,070 --> 00:31:41,920 - Yeah, it must've been two other fellas. 576 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,690 - Yes, yes, it must've been. 577 00:31:44,690 --> 00:31:47,607 - I'll show you up, personally sir. 578 00:31:49,245 --> 00:31:50,412 - I'm honored. 579 00:31:57,672 --> 00:32:00,728 - Mr. Ganzy seems very intelligent, 580 00:32:00,728 --> 00:32:04,282 but if that other person had another brain, he'd still have just one. 581 00:32:05,538 --> 00:32:08,389 - Oh Mother, I think you're all wrong about Wilbur. 582 00:32:08,389 --> 00:32:10,181 He has such a sweet personality. 583 00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:12,649 (Mrs. Marsh scoffs) And he's a man you can trust. 584 00:32:12,649 --> 00:32:15,083 - Nonsense, John Blackwell's the man for you. 585 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:17,737 He's wealthy, worldly, and wise. 586 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:20,654 (knocking on door) 587 00:32:25,768 --> 00:32:28,480 - Oh my love, you are here. 588 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,441 - Oui misure, and I like it very much. 589 00:32:30,441 --> 00:32:32,880 - Oh, I am so glad, I am so glad. 590 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,380 Oh I am so sorry, do bring the luggage in. 591 00:32:43,684 --> 00:32:46,138 I think he knows the combination of the safe. 592 00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:47,237 - What'll we do? 593 00:32:47,237 --> 00:32:49,438 - Dominate him, wear him down. 594 00:32:49,438 --> 00:32:51,355 Take your cues from me. 595 00:32:57,668 --> 00:32:59,668 - Beat it, I'll get him. 596 00:33:10,996 --> 00:33:13,848 - Can I do anything else for you? 597 00:33:13,848 --> 00:33:15,598 - Yes, I am starving. 598 00:33:21,088 --> 00:33:23,572 - Well I'm a little hungry myself. 599 00:33:23,572 --> 00:33:25,989 - But I am starving for love. 600 00:33:27,113 --> 00:33:28,446 - Love? 601 00:33:30,988 --> 00:33:32,321 - Stop! 602 00:33:35,954 --> 00:33:37,135 Come over here. 603 00:33:37,135 --> 00:33:38,360 - No. 604 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,680 - Will you come over here? 605 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,013 - Why certainly. 606 00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:48,109 - Now put your arms around me. 607 00:33:49,552 --> 00:33:52,120 Put your arms around me. 608 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,359 Now make love to me. 609 00:33:54,359 --> 00:33:56,692 - Ah. - Make love to me. 610 00:33:58,926 --> 00:34:00,799 - You mean whoopee? 611 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:02,299 - Make love to me. 612 00:34:07,233 --> 00:34:10,077 I simply will not be mother-in-law to such a person as Wilbur Boswell. 613 00:34:10,077 --> 00:34:12,396 - I don't care, I love him, and I'm going to marry him. 614 00:34:12,396 --> 00:34:20,369 (Mrs. Marsh scoffs) Ooh. 615 00:34:22,972 --> 00:34:26,233 - Well, there's you Romeo making Juliet. 616 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:29,233 - Oh, he, he must sick or something. 617 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,668 (door thuds) 618 00:34:35,668 --> 00:34:37,887 - Yeah or something is right. 619 00:34:37,887 --> 00:34:38,887 Get in here. 620 00:34:44,074 --> 00:34:47,706 - Now, I want you to do something. 621 00:34:47,706 --> 00:34:50,434 - Ah now Duchess, wait a minute, wait a minute. 622 00:34:50,434 --> 00:34:54,601 - Listen, my husband stole my Mother's wedding ring. 623 00:34:55,476 --> 00:34:57,714 Tonight he will put it in the safe. 624 00:34:57,714 --> 00:35:00,367 I must have that ring back, 625 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:03,754 and I want you to give me the combination to the safe. 626 00:35:03,754 --> 00:35:05,300 - But I don't know the combination. 627 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,358 - Don't lie to me. 628 00:35:06,358 --> 00:35:10,426 - Honest, my partner's the only one who knows it. 629 00:35:10,426 --> 00:35:13,682 - Well darling, get it from him. 630 00:35:13,682 --> 00:35:17,849 - Well, I'll try, but he's the tightest guy I ever saw. 631 00:35:21,016 --> 00:35:22,349 - Wait. 632 00:35:50,603 --> 00:35:52,394 What is the matter? 633 00:35:52,394 --> 00:35:54,388 - Duchess, do me a favor. 634 00:35:54,388 --> 00:35:55,693 - What? 635 00:35:55,693 --> 00:35:58,943 - Please don't tell anybody about this. 636 00:36:00,586 --> 00:36:03,191 - Is there another woman in your life? 637 00:36:03,191 --> 00:36:06,816 - Only Mary, no, you see that is I eh-- 638 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,278 - Mary, if I find this Mary, 639 00:36:08,278 --> 00:36:10,191 or any other woman making love to you, 640 00:36:10,191 --> 00:36:11,358 I'll kill her. 641 00:36:12,590 --> 00:36:13,590 - So will I. 642 00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:20,529 Mary. 643 00:36:20,529 --> 00:36:24,281 - Don't talk to me, I saw you in the arms of that woman. 644 00:36:24,281 --> 00:36:26,410 - Oh but Mary I. 645 00:36:26,410 --> 00:36:27,993 Aw gee Mary, honey. 646 00:36:28,932 --> 00:36:31,133 (foot thuds) Aw not wait a minute Mary. 647 00:36:31,133 --> 00:36:32,682 Honest Mary, will you let me explain. 648 00:36:32,682 --> 00:36:35,099 - Oh will you leave me alone. 649 00:36:36,685 --> 00:36:38,018 - Stop. 650 00:36:40,594 --> 00:36:41,844 Come over here. 651 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,139 - I won't do it. - Come here! 652 00:36:46,494 --> 00:36:47,911 - You, you brute. 653 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,459 - Come on, over here. 654 00:36:54,327 --> 00:36:56,327 Will you come over here? 655 00:36:57,821 --> 00:36:59,154 Come on! 656 00:37:01,076 --> 00:37:03,826 Put your arms around me, come on! 657 00:37:06,982 --> 00:37:08,649 Now make love to me. 658 00:37:12,953 --> 00:37:17,036 - Oh Wilbur, I do love you, but I don't trust ya. 659 00:37:18,324 --> 00:37:19,574 - I know honey. 660 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,968 I can explain everything. 661 00:37:22,968 --> 00:37:26,301 It'll take a long time, but I can do it. 662 00:37:28,097 --> 00:37:31,544 - Are you sure that there's no other woman? 663 00:37:31,544 --> 00:37:33,781 - Positive precious. 664 00:37:33,781 --> 00:37:35,948 - Oh Wilbur, I'm so happy. 665 00:37:37,116 --> 00:37:38,449 - So am I. 666 00:37:39,521 --> 00:37:43,973 - And, and you promise we'll never have another quarrel? 667 00:37:43,973 --> 00:37:47,172 - I swear-- - Uh uh, knock on wood. 668 00:37:47,172 --> 00:37:49,755 (gun thudding) 669 00:37:51,864 --> 00:37:55,036 - Honey, we'll never have another argument again 670 00:37:55,036 --> 00:37:56,536 as long as we live 671 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:06,490 - Well. 672 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,730 - You get outta here. 673 00:38:09,730 --> 00:38:10,980 Go on, get out. 674 00:38:12,094 --> 00:38:14,927 Why, how dare you make love to me. 675 00:38:17,307 --> 00:38:20,766 I never saw her before in my life. 676 00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:25,244 Positively Duchess, why she's a perfect stranger to me. 677 00:38:25,244 --> 00:38:27,744 Go on, get out of here, go on. 678 00:38:31,508 --> 00:38:34,425 Duchess, why are woman weak for me? 679 00:38:36,955 --> 00:38:38,872 - Get that combination. 680 00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:42,883 - Yes sir. 681 00:38:56,767 --> 00:39:00,751 - Do you think he'll get the combination to the safe? 682 00:39:00,751 --> 00:39:02,422 - I doubt it. 683 00:39:02,422 --> 00:39:04,499 - Well than you'll have to vamp the other fella. 684 00:39:04,499 --> 00:39:07,541 - All right, all right, I will. 685 00:39:07,541 --> 00:39:10,187 - Listen, Mr. Boswell, Mr. Ganzy, 686 00:39:10,187 --> 00:39:12,589 that Mr. Blackwell and a gang of crooks 687 00:39:12,589 --> 00:39:14,589 are plotting in room 28. 688 00:39:15,444 --> 00:39:17,469 - There you are Addington, what did I tell you? 689 00:39:17,469 --> 00:39:18,855 - Tut tut, I'll go upstairs, 690 00:39:18,855 --> 00:39:20,851 and get an earful of what they're saying. 691 00:39:20,851 --> 00:39:22,851 - And I'm going with ya. 692 00:39:26,512 --> 00:39:30,826 Well it's worse than I thought. The girl is in love with one of them. 693 00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,651 Looks like the old lady's gonna fall for the other one. 694 00:39:32,651 --> 00:39:35,269 - Hmm, then it seems like our work is cut out for us. 695 00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:36,602 - Yeah. 696 00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:50,067 - Come on in here, this room's empty. 697 00:40:00,118 --> 00:40:02,339 - Which is which Chief? 698 00:40:02,339 --> 00:40:05,124 - The thin one's Ganzy, the other one's Boswell. 699 00:40:05,124 --> 00:40:09,291 - Nice boys, just the type I like (laughs). 700 00:40:10,306 --> 00:40:11,896 - You see, you're all wrong. 701 00:40:11,896 --> 00:40:13,443 They're very fond of us. 702 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:15,276 - They are? - Certainly. 703 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,942 - Let's uh, let's put 'em on the spot. 704 00:40:18,942 --> 00:40:23,109 - No, I think we oughta take 'em for a ride (laughs). 705 00:40:23,952 --> 00:40:27,133 - All right, we'll take 'em for a ride. 706 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,716 (all laughing) 707 00:40:31,002 --> 00:40:33,622 - Hey, you know what they're gonna do? - What? 708 00:40:33,622 --> 00:40:36,673 - Tomorrow they're gonna take us for a nice long ride. 709 00:40:36,673 --> 00:40:38,339 - They are? - Yeah. 710 00:40:41,597 --> 00:40:43,514 - I hope it don't rain. 711 00:40:45,945 --> 00:40:50,510 - After the ride, I'll give 'em each a nice juicy pineapple. 712 00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:52,732 (all laughing) 713 00:40:52,732 --> 00:40:54,415 - Hey. - What? 714 00:40:54,415 --> 00:40:56,081 - Guess what. - What? 715 00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:57,838 - They're gonna give us each a nice juicy pineapple. 716 00:40:57,838 --> 00:40:59,504 - They are? - Yeah. 717 00:41:01,663 --> 00:41:04,330 - Oh and I just love pineapples. 718 00:41:06,184 --> 00:41:07,850 - Hey. - What? 719 00:41:07,850 --> 00:41:11,788 I wonder if I can get them to change mine into a grapefruit, they're juicier. 720 00:41:11,788 --> 00:41:13,892 - You can ask them. - Well I will. 721 00:41:15,192 --> 00:41:17,645 - Listen. - What? 722 00:41:17,645 --> 00:41:20,617 - Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. 723 00:41:20,617 --> 00:41:22,034 - I got ya. 724 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,221 - Which only goes to prove 725 00:41:24,221 --> 00:41:26,621 that you were full of fears, and foolish fantasies. 726 00:41:26,621 --> 00:41:31,222 - You're right Addington, I feel so badly about this thing, 727 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,742 I think I'll go in and hide. 728 00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:36,825 - Good, you go hide and I'll go seek. 729 00:41:41,483 --> 00:41:42,983 - Go on, go ahead, 730 00:41:45,193 --> 00:41:47,117 and I'll give ya an extra hundred for the job 731 00:41:47,117 --> 00:41:48,964 if you do it nice and clean. 732 00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:52,514 - Don't worry, I used to be a dry cleaner. 733 00:41:52,514 --> 00:41:55,926 (all laughing) 734 00:41:55,926 --> 00:41:56,759 - Hi Bessie. 735 00:41:56,759 --> 00:42:00,342 - Oh ah, could you help a lady in distress? 736 00:42:01,655 --> 00:42:04,346 - In this dress quicker than any other dress. 737 00:42:04,346 --> 00:42:06,448 - What eh, what seems to be the difficulty? 738 00:42:06,448 --> 00:42:08,974 - I can't get the cork out of a bottle. 739 00:42:08,974 --> 00:42:11,374 - Oh well then you have stopped the right man. 740 00:42:11,374 --> 00:42:12,999 My first job was in the bottling works. 741 00:42:12,999 --> 00:42:14,349 I was a corker (laughs). 742 00:42:14,349 --> 00:42:17,757 - Oh I just knew you were a man of force. 743 00:42:17,757 --> 00:42:20,279 - Not only a man of force, but a mass of muscle Duchess. 744 00:42:20,279 --> 00:42:21,612 Feel that. 745 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:25,507 Not so hard Duchess, not so hard. 746 00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:38,528 (both laughing) 747 00:42:38,528 --> 00:42:40,028 Well here's to me. 748 00:42:41,695 --> 00:42:44,220 You know this stuff makes you see double and feel single. 749 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:46,887 (both laughing) 750 00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:49,672 - You know Mr. Ganzy, 751 00:42:49,672 --> 00:42:51,704 you're one of the cleverest men 752 00:42:51,704 --> 00:42:53,070 I have ever met. 753 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,220 - Ha, there's nothing, 754 00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:55,890 I'm one of the cleverest men I ever met. 755 00:42:55,890 --> 00:42:58,557 (both laughing) 756 00:43:00,783 --> 00:43:01,616 (Addington exhales deeply) 757 00:43:01,616 --> 00:43:04,505 - A man with a brain like yours, really should be psychic. 758 00:43:04,505 --> 00:43:07,482 - Psychic, now let's see, who is he? 759 00:43:07,482 --> 00:43:10,898 - Oh a psychic person is one who is so mentally keen 760 00:43:10,898 --> 00:43:13,098 that they can read another persons mind. 761 00:43:13,098 --> 00:43:14,764 - Is that so? - Mm hmm, oh yes. 762 00:43:14,764 --> 00:43:15,597 - Oh wow, hmm. 763 00:43:15,597 --> 00:43:18,143 - As a matter of fact, I'm a bit psychic myself. 764 00:43:18,143 --> 00:43:18,999 - No. 765 00:43:18,999 --> 00:43:21,354 - Mm hmm, would you like me to demonstrate? 766 00:43:21,354 --> 00:43:24,580 - Certainly, go ahead and psych (laughs). 767 00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:27,111 I love demonstrations, go ahead, psych around awhile. 768 00:43:27,111 --> 00:43:29,182 - All right, you think of something, 769 00:43:29,182 --> 00:43:30,932 and I will read your mind. 770 00:43:30,932 --> 00:43:33,087 - (chuckles) Well that's a lot of reading Madam Duchess, 771 00:43:33,087 --> 00:43:34,106 a lot of reading Madam. 772 00:43:34,106 --> 00:43:37,994 - (laughs) Be very careful what you think of. 773 00:43:37,994 --> 00:43:40,193 I may surprise you. 774 00:43:40,193 --> 00:43:41,540 - (laughs) Well in that case, 775 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,416 maybe I better think of something else. 776 00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:44,355 (Duchess laughs loudly) 777 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:46,230 Now let's see, what'll I think of, what'll I think of? 778 00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:48,149 You know I got a lot of big things on my mind. 779 00:43:48,149 --> 00:43:49,249 What will I think of? 780 00:43:49,249 --> 00:43:50,832 - Oh most anything. 781 00:43:52,014 --> 00:43:54,294 Say the combination of your wonderful safe. 782 00:43:54,294 --> 00:43:56,737 - The safe, okay, shoot shoot. 783 00:43:56,737 --> 00:44:00,668 The numbers you are thinking are four, seven, eleven, nineteen. 784 00:44:00,668 --> 00:44:02,176 - (laughs) Well you missed. 785 00:44:02,176 --> 00:44:03,854 That's one on you (laughs). 786 00:44:03,854 --> 00:44:05,828 - Oh, was I very far? 787 00:44:05,828 --> 00:44:08,308 - Very far, why you missed a mile, 788 00:44:08,308 --> 00:44:11,035 your not psyching so well Duchess (laughs). 789 00:44:11,035 --> 00:44:12,661 - What is the combination? 790 00:44:12,661 --> 00:44:16,078 - The combination to the safe is 10-20-30-30. 791 00:44:16,078 --> 00:44:18,241 - Oh 10-20-30-30 (laughs). 792 00:44:18,241 --> 00:44:22,408 - Yeah, 10-20-30-30, 60 in all (laughs). 793 00:44:23,565 --> 00:44:26,745 - It certainly is strange, I must be tired from traveling. 794 00:44:26,745 --> 00:44:28,248 - Yes, I suppose so. 795 00:44:28,248 --> 00:44:30,858 - Perhaps I better take a little nap. 796 00:44:30,858 --> 00:44:35,210 - Did you say nap or nip (laughs)? 797 00:44:35,210 --> 00:44:40,056 Well, here's to better readings and weaker minds. 798 00:44:40,056 --> 00:44:43,591 - And now, if you will excuse me, 799 00:44:43,591 --> 00:44:47,537 I think I will go rest in the arms of Morpheus. 800 00:44:47,537 --> 00:44:49,371 - Is he registered here? 801 00:44:49,371 --> 00:44:50,392 I'll have to look him up. 802 00:44:50,392 --> 00:44:53,142 (Duchess laughs) 803 00:44:54,457 --> 00:44:57,224 - I'm glad we became so well acquainted 804 00:44:57,224 --> 00:44:59,090 in such a short time. 805 00:44:59,090 --> 00:45:00,848 - (chuckles) Well you know Duchess, 806 00:45:00,848 --> 00:45:04,591 I'm eh, I'm kinda easy to know when you know me. 807 00:45:04,591 --> 00:45:06,424 - You are rather easy. 808 00:45:07,692 --> 00:45:10,545 - Hey listen Duchess, do me a favor will ya? 809 00:45:10,545 --> 00:45:12,462 Don't read my mind now. 810 00:45:17,629 --> 00:45:19,297 - All is well. 811 00:45:19,297 --> 00:45:23,047 - Hey, keep your eye on a guy named Morpheus. 812 00:45:41,865 --> 00:45:43,472 - Can you beat that for nerve? 813 00:45:43,472 --> 00:45:45,055 McKay and his gang. 814 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:49,514 - That's the most unethical mob in the racket. 815 00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:52,672 - Yeah, they don't know what it is to be square. 816 00:45:52,672 --> 00:45:56,829 Why there ain't an honest man among them. 817 00:45:56,829 --> 00:45:58,548 - Well son, how is it now, how is it now? 818 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,214 - Fine. - That's good. 819 00:46:00,214 --> 00:46:02,964 - Here's that nice Mr. Blackwell. 820 00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,611 - Well well well Mr. Blackwell, 821 00:46:06,611 --> 00:46:09,335 we certainly are delighted to have you in our midst. 822 00:46:09,335 --> 00:46:10,839 - Hello. 823 00:46:10,839 --> 00:46:13,814 - This eh, party you're having tonight. 824 00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:15,034 What time does it start? 825 00:46:15,034 --> 00:46:17,225 Nine o'clock, nine o'clock sharp, and don't fail to be there. 826 00:46:17,225 --> 00:46:18,935 It'll be something to tell your children about. 827 00:46:18,935 --> 00:46:22,438 - (laughs) Be sure and be on the spot. 828 00:46:22,438 --> 00:46:24,496 - On the spot? - Oh now Mr. Blackwell, 829 00:46:24,496 --> 00:46:27,187 of course we know that this is supposed to be a surprise, 830 00:46:27,187 --> 00:46:29,949 but uh, I can't resist the temptation to tell you 831 00:46:29,949 --> 00:46:32,273 that we know all about that delightful little thing 832 00:46:32,273 --> 00:46:34,067 that you're planning for us tomorrow. 833 00:46:34,067 --> 00:46:35,734 (Addington and Wilbur laughing) 834 00:46:35,734 --> 00:46:37,259 - What're ya talking about? 835 00:46:37,259 --> 00:46:40,218 - A little birdie told us (laughs). 836 00:46:40,218 --> 00:46:42,379 - Aw shucks, we know you're gonna take us 837 00:46:42,379 --> 00:46:43,722 for a ride in the morning. 838 00:46:43,722 --> 00:46:47,194 (Addington and Wilbur laughing loudly) 839 00:46:47,194 --> 00:46:49,594 - And don't forget those pineapples. 840 00:46:49,594 --> 00:46:51,507 (Addington and Wilbur laughing loudly) 841 00:46:51,507 --> 00:46:53,708 We love them, don't we (laughs)? 842 00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:56,516 - Yeah, he really does (laughs). 843 00:46:56,516 --> 00:46:57,516 Oh boy, yes. 844 00:47:12,350 --> 00:47:15,350 (upbeat jazz music) 845 00:47:25,895 --> 00:47:28,669 - Ah, the party is in progress. - So it is. 846 00:47:30,690 --> 00:47:32,867 - Will you eh, split a carnation with me? 847 00:47:32,867 --> 00:47:37,208 - I don't mind. Thank you. 848 00:47:45,730 --> 00:47:49,397 - Look, the 20th Century is just pulling in. 849 00:47:53,293 --> 00:47:56,988 - Oh, Mr. Stanzy, I've been turning you over 850 00:47:56,988 --> 00:47:58,840 in my mind all evening. 851 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,436 - (laughs) Do tell, well I'm non plus tiny, non plus. 852 00:48:02,436 --> 00:48:04,453 (Mrs. Marsh giggles) 853 00:48:04,453 --> 00:48:05,978 - Will you excuse me? 854 00:48:05,978 --> 00:48:09,395 - You have no idea how easy that will be. 855 00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:15,466 Too bad he isn't twins, make a great set of bookends. 856 00:48:15,466 --> 00:48:18,088 (both laughing) 857 00:48:18,088 --> 00:48:20,652 - My you look charming this evening, charming. 858 00:48:20,652 --> 00:48:23,217 - Oh Mr. Ramsey, I do hope you'll give me 859 00:48:23,217 --> 00:48:25,243 some of your time during the party. 860 00:48:25,243 --> 00:48:28,063 - Darling I shall always be within a stones throw. 861 00:48:28,063 --> 00:48:31,370 (Mrs. Marsh giggling) 862 00:48:31,370 --> 00:48:33,855 - It is a lovely stone isn't it? 863 00:48:33,855 --> 00:48:35,888 - Stone, it's a monument. 864 00:48:35,888 --> 00:48:38,573 (Mrs. Marsh giggling) Come, let us march and murmur. 865 00:48:38,573 --> 00:48:41,665 - Oh, well you know, I must tell you. 866 00:48:41,665 --> 00:48:43,052 - Yes, yes. 867 00:48:43,052 --> 00:48:45,453 And I said, would you like to go for a tramp in the woods? 868 00:48:45,453 --> 00:48:46,621 And she was keeping me for a week. 869 00:48:46,621 --> 00:48:50,008 (Mrs. Marsh and Addington laughing) 870 00:48:50,008 --> 00:48:52,349 Oh God, you know I feel like a wild oat 871 00:48:52,349 --> 00:48:53,745 going out to be sowed. 872 00:48:53,745 --> 00:48:56,963 (both laughing) 873 00:48:56,963 --> 00:48:58,310 - Are we alone? 874 00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,779 - Yeah, you're not scared are you? 875 00:48:59,779 --> 00:49:03,946 - No, no, but I must be careful of my social status. 876 00:49:05,238 --> 00:49:08,738 - Well sit down and nobody will notice it. 877 00:49:11,141 --> 00:49:13,504 - Tell me, how did you make your vast fortune? 878 00:49:13,504 --> 00:49:15,090 - Cattle girly, cattle. 879 00:49:15,090 --> 00:49:19,349 Down in dear Oklahomey, down dear old Cimarron Way. 880 00:49:19,349 --> 00:49:21,599 - Ah the great open spaces. 881 00:49:22,741 --> 00:49:24,089 So different from New York. 882 00:49:24,089 --> 00:49:25,683 - Oh New York is all right, 883 00:49:25,683 --> 00:49:27,106 but I like Boston better. 884 00:49:27,106 --> 00:49:29,345 It's more like Grand Rapids. 885 00:49:29,345 --> 00:49:31,508 - Your ranch must be gorgeous. 886 00:49:31,508 --> 00:49:33,176 - Oh it is honey, it is. 887 00:49:33,176 --> 00:49:36,699 Do you know that my ranch is so swell that we don't have the cattle branded. 888 00:49:36,699 --> 00:49:39,845 - No? - No, we have 'em engraved. 889 00:49:39,845 --> 00:49:43,588 - Tell me, ah, what motor car do you use? 890 00:49:43,588 --> 00:49:45,680 - Well right now I'm using two. - No. 891 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,883 - Mm, an Austin and a Ford. - Ah. 892 00:49:47,883 --> 00:49:50,959 - But I'm putting the big car up for the winter. 893 00:49:50,959 --> 00:49:54,905 - You know, I suspect you got a seat on the Stock Exchange. 894 00:49:54,905 --> 00:49:57,894 - Seat, ha, I've got a Morris chair. 895 00:49:57,894 --> 00:50:01,358 I did have a hammock, but I got rid of it. 896 00:50:01,358 --> 00:50:05,549 - Tell me, tell me, what are your views on love? 897 00:50:05,549 --> 00:50:10,310 - I have no views, I just love (panting). 898 00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:13,646 - Oh, I just knew you were that way you little devil. 899 00:50:13,646 --> 00:50:17,813 - (laughs) But tell me sweetums, are you unmarried? 900 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:21,127 - Quite often. 901 00:50:21,127 --> 00:50:23,890 You know, I shall never forget my second husband. 902 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:26,089 - Your second husband? - Yes, we met by accident. 903 00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:26,922 - Hmm. 904 00:50:26,922 --> 00:50:28,573 - He ran over my first husband with his car. 905 00:50:28,573 --> 00:50:31,219 - Oh, sort of a rundown condition as it were. 906 00:50:31,219 --> 00:50:34,718 - Yes. - But what happened to him? 907 00:50:34,718 --> 00:50:37,635 - Oh eh, he died very mysteriously. 908 00:50:39,072 --> 00:50:39,905 - Is that so? 909 00:50:39,905 --> 00:50:43,265 - Yes, you know, I was put out for over a year. 910 00:50:43,265 --> 00:50:44,931 - Put out? - Yes. 911 00:50:44,931 --> 00:50:46,483 - You mean you were put in don't ya? 912 00:50:46,483 --> 00:50:48,513 - (chuckles) Ah, but it wasn't long 913 00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:50,470 before I met my third husband. 914 00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:52,136 - Your third? - Yes. 915 00:50:52,136 --> 00:50:54,256 - Oh yes yes, the third (chuckles), 916 00:50:54,256 --> 00:50:57,423 and eh, what happened to number three? 917 00:50:58,896 --> 00:51:01,663 - Oh eh, he was poisoned. 918 00:51:01,663 --> 00:51:04,100 - Poisoned? - Yes. 919 00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:05,403 - Excuse me, I'll see you later. 920 00:51:05,403 --> 00:51:09,570 - Come, listen, you know, you remind me of my third husband. 921 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,327 - Oh, I remind you of the third one? 922 00:51:12,327 --> 00:51:16,494 - Yes, you're so keen, you're so alert, you're so alive. 923 00:51:17,571 --> 00:51:19,852 - Yes, and I'm gonna stay that way. 924 00:51:19,852 --> 00:51:21,393 - Come here, come here. 925 00:51:21,393 --> 00:51:25,343 Oh, I must tell you about my fifth husband. 926 00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:27,137 - Your fifth husband? - Yes. 927 00:51:27,137 --> 00:51:29,092 - Now wait a minute honey, wait a minute. 928 00:51:29,092 --> 00:51:31,417 You jumped a husband on me (chuckles). 929 00:51:31,417 --> 00:51:34,438 What happened to number four? 930 00:51:34,438 --> 00:51:37,496 - Oh eh, I don't remember him. 931 00:51:37,496 --> 00:51:41,324 - Oh you don't remember him? - No no, no he was nondescript. 932 00:51:41,324 --> 00:51:43,597 - Oh I see, one of those foreigners huh? 933 00:51:43,597 --> 00:51:45,268 - Yes. - Yeah. 934 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:48,237 - Ah, but I shall never forget my fifth husband. 935 00:51:48,237 --> 00:51:50,004 - Well lay it on honey, lay it on. 936 00:51:50,004 --> 00:51:51,302 What happened to number five? 937 00:51:51,302 --> 00:51:54,598 - Oh, he went to bed with spinal meningitis. 938 00:51:54,598 --> 00:51:56,918 - Say no more baby, say no more. 939 00:51:56,918 --> 00:51:58,689 You know what I'm gonna do? - No. 940 00:51:58,689 --> 00:51:59,854 - I'm going out and look for a good undertaker. 941 00:51:59,854 --> 00:52:02,658 - (chuckles) Ah come back here, come here. 942 00:52:02,658 --> 00:52:04,573 I was only fooling. 943 00:52:04,573 --> 00:52:06,080 I was only putting you to the test. 944 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,497 I wanted to find out whether you were brave and strong. 945 00:52:09,497 --> 00:52:11,614 - Then you're not old lady Bluebeard herself? 946 00:52:11,614 --> 00:52:13,238 - No. 947 00:52:13,238 --> 00:52:16,331 - You haven't had all those husbands? - Certainly not. 948 00:52:16,331 --> 00:52:18,239 - Oh well then I can speak freely. 949 00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,710 Honey, you appeal to me. As a matter of fact, you madden me. 950 00:52:21,710 --> 00:52:24,550 (Mrs. Marsh sighs) You're the biggest thing in my life. 951 00:52:24,550 --> 00:52:25,617 (Mrs. Marsh sighs) 952 00:52:25,617 --> 00:52:28,831 Will you marry me and be my widow, ah wife? 953 00:52:28,831 --> 00:52:30,912 - Addington! - Rebecca. 954 00:52:30,912 --> 00:52:34,505 (Mrs. Marsh sighs) 955 00:52:34,505 --> 00:52:38,005 (Addington clicks tongue) 956 00:52:39,169 --> 00:52:41,419 10 o'clock and all is well. 957 00:52:47,446 --> 00:52:52,749 - Well Ganzy and Boswell are confidence men. Crooks. 958 00:52:52,749 --> 00:52:53,806 - They are not. 959 00:52:53,806 --> 00:52:56,331 Whatever Wilbur Boswell is, he's not a crook. 960 00:52:56,331 --> 00:52:58,533 - Well perhaps not, 961 00:52:58,533 --> 00:53:01,253 but I don't think they'll be here tomorrow. 962 00:53:01,253 --> 00:53:03,566 - Why do you say that? 963 00:53:03,566 --> 00:53:06,867 - My information comes from a very reliable source. 964 00:53:06,867 --> 00:53:09,117 - I still don't believe it. 965 00:53:10,084 --> 00:53:13,256 - Supposing they do disappear tomorrow? 966 00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:14,756 Will you marry me? 967 00:53:15,921 --> 00:53:18,403 - Well well well well folks, I certainly am glad to see you 968 00:53:18,403 --> 00:53:20,482 entering into the spirit of the occasion. 969 00:53:20,482 --> 00:53:23,011 - Shh, come on John, let's have a dance. 970 00:53:23,011 --> 00:53:25,982 Addington has something to talk over with Mary. 971 00:53:25,982 --> 00:53:27,203 - Addington? 972 00:53:27,203 --> 00:53:29,886 - Yes Addington, come on. 973 00:53:29,886 --> 00:53:32,769 - So long Mother, see ya around. 974 00:53:32,769 --> 00:53:35,258 - What in the world are you and Mother talking about? 975 00:53:35,258 --> 00:53:38,102 Your Mother and I have just been laying a few domestic plans. 976 00:53:38,102 --> 00:53:41,519 You see uh, we decided to get married and end it all. 977 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,352 - Married? 978 00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:45,306 - Yeah, so you may now consider me your Papa. 979 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:46,639 Come child, sit. 980 00:53:49,897 --> 00:53:52,461 - But I'm not sure I want you for a papa. 981 00:53:52,461 --> 00:53:54,536 - What, why I'll make the finest little father 982 00:53:54,536 --> 00:53:56,696 that you ever had in your life, 983 00:53:56,696 --> 00:53:58,447 and if you're a good little girl, 984 00:53:58,447 --> 00:54:01,051 I may allow you to marry Wilbur. 985 00:54:01,051 --> 00:54:03,205 - But I don't wanna marry Wilbur now. 986 00:54:03,205 --> 00:54:04,996 - Why daughter, why? 987 00:54:04,996 --> 00:54:07,715 - Well because he has a complex. 988 00:54:07,715 --> 00:54:10,985 - That's all right, I'll make him trade it for a sedan. 989 00:54:10,985 --> 00:54:15,214 - No no, I mean he has another sweetheart. 990 00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:17,782 - He has, why the scoundrel. 991 00:54:17,782 --> 00:54:21,158 I'll teach him to trifle with my little gal. 992 00:54:21,158 --> 00:54:23,075 - Hey, what's the idea? 993 00:54:24,582 --> 00:54:26,170 - I'm fixing it for ya. 994 00:54:26,170 --> 00:54:30,285 - Fixing it, you're chiseling, that's what you're doing. 995 00:54:30,285 --> 00:54:33,952 - Don't pay any attention to that man Daddy. 996 00:54:38,836 --> 00:54:41,586 - What is this thing called love? 997 00:54:43,428 --> 00:54:47,214 - I hope you do marry her Mother and she falls on ya. 998 00:54:47,214 --> 00:54:50,103 I'm going out to do something desperate. 999 00:54:50,103 --> 00:54:53,113 - Daddy, what makes him so wicked? 1000 00:54:53,113 --> 00:54:56,280 - He isn't wicked daughter, he's weak. 1001 00:54:57,666 --> 00:54:59,985 - Do you think he loves me more than the Duchess? 1002 00:54:59,985 --> 00:55:02,384 - Oh, well honey, he wouldn't trade you 1003 00:55:02,384 --> 00:55:05,074 for all the Dutches in Holland. 1004 00:55:05,074 --> 00:55:06,942 - What do you think I should do? 1005 00:55:06,942 --> 00:55:09,343 - Well, now that I've given my consent, 1006 00:55:09,343 --> 00:55:13,818 I think you oughta look him up, and tell him that everything is hotsy totsy. 1007 00:55:13,818 --> 00:55:17,078 - Gee but you're gonna make a grand Daddy. 1008 00:55:17,078 --> 00:55:18,328 - A granddaddy? 1009 00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:37,435 - 10:30 and all is well. 1010 00:55:40,556 --> 00:55:44,723 - If all's well now, I'd hate to see anything go wrong. 1011 00:55:46,006 --> 00:55:47,713 - What's ailing you? 1012 00:55:47,713 --> 00:55:50,213 - I think I'll commit suicide. 1013 00:55:52,022 --> 00:55:56,189 - Say, that's the best idea you had since you came here. 1014 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,010 Here, try that. 1015 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:11,396 - Do you suppose I could hit my brain? 1016 00:56:11,396 --> 00:56:15,563 - Well you'll, you'll have to be an awful good shot. 1017 00:56:18,722 --> 00:56:20,836 - Oh Wilbur, please forgive me. 1018 00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:23,528 Daddy told me the truth about that Duchess. 1019 00:56:23,528 --> 00:56:25,236 - You're just in time honey. 1020 00:56:25,236 --> 00:56:27,234 I was gonna kill myself. 1021 00:56:27,234 --> 00:56:29,317 I can't live without you. 1022 00:56:33,376 --> 00:56:37,543 - And, and I can't live without you either Wilbur. 1023 00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:47,497 - Honey, let's not go on the patio. 1024 00:56:47,497 --> 00:56:49,580 Sit up here for a minute. 1025 00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:53,797 I wanna talk to you about our future. 1026 00:56:53,797 --> 00:56:56,130 (gun thuds) 1027 00:56:57,867 --> 00:57:01,117 Honey, we're gonna put this hotel over, 1028 00:57:02,338 --> 00:57:04,862 then we'll be married. 1029 00:57:04,862 --> 00:57:09,029 We're gonna have a yacht, a summer and a winter home, 1030 00:57:10,013 --> 00:57:11,930 two automobiles and eh. 1031 00:57:13,886 --> 00:57:15,219 - Yeah. 1032 00:57:15,678 --> 00:57:16,928 - A motorcycle, 1033 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,093 and maybe. 1034 00:57:31,275 --> 00:57:35,257 (cash register rings) 1035 00:57:35,257 --> 00:57:38,424 (cash register rings) 1036 00:57:41,478 --> 00:57:44,206 (cash register rings) 1037 00:57:44,206 --> 00:57:47,981 (cash register rings) 1038 00:57:47,981 --> 00:57:50,100 (cash register rings) 1039 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:53,267 (cash register rings) 1040 00:57:55,967 --> 00:57:59,626 I'll split the difference with ya. 1041 00:57:59,626 --> 00:58:01,008 - Okay. 1042 00:58:01,008 --> 00:58:04,175 (cash register rings) 1043 00:58:06,502 --> 00:58:09,502 (upbeat jazz music) 1044 00:58:28,071 --> 00:58:30,988 (thunder crashing) 1045 00:58:36,691 --> 00:58:38,751 - Was that somebody knocking? 1046 00:58:38,751 --> 00:58:40,668 - Oh I'm so frightened. 1047 00:58:44,158 --> 00:58:45,741 - There must be a storm. 1048 00:58:45,741 --> 00:58:48,658 (thunder rumbling) 1049 00:58:52,961 --> 00:58:54,140 The lights are out. 1050 00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:56,908 - [Mary] Gee I'm scared, let's find Mother and Addington. 1051 00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:58,781 - [Wilbur] Come on honey. 1052 00:58:58,781 --> 00:59:01,698 (thunder crashing) 1053 00:59:06,789 --> 00:59:08,012 - Ooh. 1054 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:11,031 - My girl, this reminds me of down in dear old Oklahomey. 1055 00:59:11,031 --> 00:59:14,414 Come on, let's get out of here. 1056 00:59:14,414 --> 00:59:18,581 (guest chattering) (thunder rumbling) 1057 00:59:21,898 --> 00:59:24,389 - Hey, we better call this thing off, 1058 00:59:24,389 --> 00:59:26,126 or turn it into a swimming party. 1059 00:59:26,126 --> 00:59:28,083 - Quite right Wilbur, quite right. 1060 00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:31,499 Ah folks, on account of this slight weather disturbance, 1061 00:59:31,499 --> 00:59:34,227 I think we better call the party off until tomorrow night. 1062 00:59:34,227 --> 00:59:35,448 - Oh. 1063 00:59:35,448 --> 00:59:37,887 (guests chattering) 1064 00:59:37,887 --> 00:59:41,019 - I would like to place my jewels into the safe. 1065 00:59:41,019 --> 00:59:44,194 - Rare judgement Duchess, rare judgement. 1066 00:59:44,194 --> 00:59:45,821 - I'll do the same. 1067 00:59:45,821 --> 00:59:48,262 - An excellent idea. 1068 00:59:48,262 --> 00:59:50,461 - I'm not sure about this safe business. 1069 00:59:50,461 --> 00:59:52,700 - You're never sure about anything. 1070 00:59:52,700 --> 00:59:55,869 Follow me folks and I'll open the safe you. 1071 00:59:55,869 --> 01:00:00,780 (guests chattering) (thunder rumbling) 1072 01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:04,167 Boy, go upstairs, and light some of those oil lamps right away. 1073 01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:05,796 Wilbur, you open the safe. 1074 01:00:05,796 --> 01:00:07,179 I'll collect the jewels. 1075 01:00:07,179 --> 01:00:08,770 We have a little envelope for ya folks. 1076 01:00:08,770 --> 01:00:11,061 All you have to do is place them in there and tear off the receipt. 1077 01:00:11,061 --> 01:00:13,561 Very latest safety precaution. 1078 01:00:14,946 --> 01:00:17,234 - They're putting them in a box for us. 1079 01:00:17,234 --> 01:00:21,638 - Come on, let's get into our working clothes. 1080 01:00:21,638 --> 01:00:25,351 (guest chattering) 1081 01:00:25,351 --> 01:00:28,580 - [Addington] Tear off you own receipts. - [Wilbur] Take an envelope. 1082 01:00:30,846 --> 01:00:32,513 - Payday boys. 1083 01:00:33,095 --> 01:00:37,326 Come on, let's get going, and beat that Duke and his gang to it. 1084 01:00:38,482 --> 01:00:40,357 - [Man] There you are. - Good night folks, good night. 1085 01:00:40,357 --> 01:00:41,940 - [Man] Good night. 1086 01:00:42,838 --> 01:00:44,267 - Now you have them sealed tightly have ya? 1087 01:00:44,267 --> 01:00:47,132 That's fine, now you can go sleep and rest easy. 1088 01:00:47,132 --> 01:00:49,048 - [Gentleman] Good night. - Good night. 1089 01:00:50,354 --> 01:00:54,016 Oh you want us to keep that for ya, certainly. 1090 01:00:54,016 --> 01:00:56,683 Good night old boy, sleep tight. 1091 01:01:06,949 --> 01:01:08,249 Hey Sherlock. 1092 01:01:08,249 --> 01:01:09,416 - All is well. 1093 01:01:11,753 --> 01:01:13,420 - Yes, and we wanna keep it that way. 1094 01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:14,420 - Come here. 1095 01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:20,130 You see this safe? 1096 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:23,625 Well it's crammed full of valuable jewels. 1097 01:01:23,625 --> 01:01:24,958 - Is it? 1098 01:01:26,188 --> 01:01:28,098 - Is it, I'm telling ya, 1099 01:01:28,098 --> 01:01:30,862 and it's your duty to keep you eye on it all night. 1100 01:01:30,862 --> 01:01:33,362 Don't take your eye off of it. 1101 01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:38,407 - Okay Chief, leave it to me. 1102 01:01:50,681 --> 01:01:52,333 - [Mac] Don't make any mistakes. 1103 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,750 - [Henchman] Right. 1104 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:56,044 - Two of us will go down the back stairway. 1105 01:01:56,044 --> 01:01:57,962 Spike, you keep us covered 1106 01:01:57,962 --> 01:02:00,795 from the other end of the balcony. 1107 01:02:01,948 --> 01:02:05,655 - Now listen boys, we've got to work fast. 1108 01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:07,855 Help yourself to the stuff in the safe, 1109 01:02:07,855 --> 01:02:11,513 but the main thing is Ganzy and Boswell, get 'em. 1110 01:02:11,513 --> 01:02:14,034 - That's Izzy's job, he'll take care of 'em. 1111 01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:16,720 - All right, I'm gonna stick around on the balcony, 1112 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:20,303 and if anybody busts in, I'm gonna pop 'em. 1113 01:02:21,147 --> 01:02:24,064 (thunder crashing) 1114 01:02:37,398 --> 01:02:40,898 - I think I'm right when I say your wrong. 1115 01:02:42,847 --> 01:02:44,180 - Why? 1116 01:02:45,784 --> 01:02:47,034 - I hear noise. 1117 01:02:47,943 --> 01:02:49,276 - That's static. 1118 01:02:50,221 --> 01:02:53,518 - It's burglars, lots of them. 1119 01:02:53,518 --> 01:02:54,980 - Will you go back to sleep. 1120 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:58,647 We've gotta get up early tomorrow afternoon. 1121 01:03:03,531 --> 01:03:05,844 - I'm going downstairs and get those jewels 1122 01:03:05,844 --> 01:03:07,180 and put them under my pillow. 1123 01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:08,735 - All right, go ahead, 1124 01:03:08,735 --> 01:03:11,956 but I remain right here in this nice comfortable bed. 1125 01:03:11,956 --> 01:03:13,586 - Well I'm going down. 1126 01:03:13,586 --> 01:03:16,961 (thunder crashing) 1127 01:03:16,961 --> 01:03:18,913 - And I'm going with you. 1128 01:03:18,913 --> 01:03:21,830 (thunder crashing) 1129 01:03:28,309 --> 01:03:30,747 What are you putting that hat on for? 1130 01:03:30,747 --> 01:03:32,699 - I might catch cold in my head. 1131 01:03:32,699 --> 01:03:35,282 - Well that would be something. 1132 01:03:44,157 --> 01:03:47,074 (thunder crashing) 1133 01:04:33,403 --> 01:04:36,070 (vase crashing) 1134 01:04:42,431 --> 01:04:46,598 - Careful son, careful, I think you damaged that vase. 1135 01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:49,847 - It's vahs Addington, vahs. 1136 01:04:49,847 --> 01:04:51,236 I looked it up this morning. 1137 01:04:51,236 --> 01:04:54,403 - Well, have it your own way, come on. 1138 01:05:04,995 --> 01:05:06,828 - Stick your hands up. 1139 01:05:07,924 --> 01:05:09,591 - Gee you scared me. 1140 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,027 For a minute I thought it was a burglar. 1141 01:05:12,027 --> 01:05:14,655 - Keep those hands up. - Me too? 1142 01:05:14,655 --> 01:05:15,988 - Yeah, you too. 1143 01:05:17,154 --> 01:05:18,751 - What's the big idea? 1144 01:05:18,751 --> 01:05:21,887 If you're lucky, you'll read about it in the paper in the morning. 1145 01:05:21,887 --> 01:05:24,902 - We don't take the paper, do we Addington? 1146 01:05:24,902 --> 01:05:26,235 - [Mac] Shut up. 1147 01:05:27,269 --> 01:05:29,769 (guns firing) 1148 01:05:51,107 --> 01:05:54,286 - You know, I don't think it's safe here. 1149 01:05:54,286 --> 01:05:56,786 (guns firing) 1150 01:06:04,138 --> 01:06:06,305 - See if he's got a cigar. 1151 01:06:15,774 --> 01:06:18,191 (gun firing) 1152 01:06:21,837 --> 01:06:23,586 I'm smoking too much anyway. 1153 01:06:23,586 --> 01:06:26,169 Come on, let's get out of here. 1154 01:06:36,078 --> 01:06:39,292 (balloon pops) 1155 01:06:39,292 --> 01:06:42,077 I think they got me. - Where? 1156 01:06:45,928 --> 01:06:49,428 Now you'll have to travel on your stomach. 1157 01:06:50,702 --> 01:06:53,027 (balloon pops) 1158 01:06:53,027 --> 01:06:54,861 They almost got me that time. 1159 01:06:54,861 --> 01:06:56,698 They must be firing from the basement. 1160 01:06:56,698 --> 01:06:58,031 - Yeah. 1161 01:06:59,951 --> 01:07:03,172 (balloon pops) 1162 01:07:03,172 --> 01:07:04,394 - They're getting closer. 1163 01:07:04,394 --> 01:07:06,481 - Closer, they're right on our heels. 1164 01:07:06,481 --> 01:07:08,711 (balloons popping) - You rats. 1165 01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:12,080 (guns firing) 1166 01:07:21,617 --> 01:07:23,283 - Hey. - [Wilbur] What? 1167 01:07:23,283 --> 01:07:25,533 - I got a great idea, look. 1168 01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:29,333 (guns firing) 1169 01:07:33,996 --> 01:07:37,985 - Say, that was great, where'd you learn that? 1170 01:07:37,985 --> 01:07:39,985 - I came from Davenport. 1171 01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:43,356 - Hey. - What? 1172 01:07:43,356 --> 01:07:45,817 - Get up and reconnoiter. - I don't have to. 1173 01:07:46,679 --> 01:07:50,012 - Reconnoiter, look around, look around. 1174 01:08:02,188 --> 01:08:04,688 (guns firing) 1175 01:08:28,755 --> 01:08:31,809 - (chuckles) Boy, that's some fly swatter. 1176 01:08:31,809 --> 01:08:34,005 - You know I'm glad I stopped that. 1177 01:08:34,005 --> 01:08:36,567 That is liable to waken some of our guests. 1178 01:08:36,567 --> 01:08:39,900 - That's right. (guns firing) 1179 01:08:52,436 --> 01:08:53,769 Come on. 1180 01:08:56,874 --> 01:08:59,366 - Well, did you get Ganzy and Boswell. - Get them no. 1181 01:08:59,366 --> 01:09:01,724 Say, they're two of the toughest guys I ever seen. 1182 01:09:01,724 --> 01:09:03,390 - What do you mean? - What do I mean? 1183 01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:05,016 I mean they're down in the lobby with a machine gun. 1184 01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:07,580 Bumping them off faster than they did in no mans land. 1185 01:09:07,580 --> 01:09:09,629 Now listen Izzy, I'm not gonna lose the stuff or the girl 1186 01:09:09,629 --> 01:09:11,588 on account of those two numbskulls. 1187 01:09:11,588 --> 01:09:14,506 Now you go downstairs and don't come back until you've nailed them both. 1188 01:09:14,506 --> 01:09:18,815 - Not me Blackie, I'm leaving. - You swine. 1189 01:09:23,399 --> 01:09:26,066 I'll go down and get 'em myself. 1190 01:09:26,943 --> 01:09:28,735 (door thuds) 1191 01:09:28,735 --> 01:09:30,401 - Mother! - What? 1192 01:09:30,401 --> 01:09:32,384 John Blackwell is going downstairs to kill Wilbur. 1193 01:09:32,384 --> 01:09:35,476 - Good. - And Addington. 1194 01:09:35,476 --> 01:09:37,550 - Not my Addington. - Yes, I heard him say so. 1195 01:09:37,550 --> 01:09:39,098 I'm going and tell Wilbur. 1196 01:09:39,098 --> 01:09:41,067 - Well nobody's gonna kill my Addington 1197 01:09:41,067 --> 01:09:42,937 without my telling him about it. 1198 01:09:42,937 --> 01:09:44,270 Oh dear. 1199 01:09:47,421 --> 01:09:50,004 (bed crashing) 1200 01:09:53,548 --> 01:09:56,465 (thunder rumbling) 1201 01:10:06,921 --> 01:10:09,405 - How are we gonna get over to that safe? 1202 01:10:09,405 --> 01:10:10,587 - We'll take the bus. 1203 01:10:10,587 --> 01:10:13,087 (guns firing) 1204 01:10:21,948 --> 01:10:24,371 - I wonder where Wilbur is? 1205 01:10:24,371 --> 01:10:25,510 (Mary whistles) 1206 01:10:25,510 --> 01:10:27,673 (gun firing) 1207 01:10:27,673 --> 01:10:29,168 Oh. 1208 01:10:29,168 --> 01:10:30,584 - This is no time to whistle. 1209 01:10:30,584 --> 01:10:32,662 - I know, but I have to save Wilbur. 1210 01:10:32,662 --> 01:10:36,293 Yes I know, but you've got to stop inviting bullets in this direction. 1211 01:10:36,293 --> 01:10:38,710 I'm too easy to hit, come on. 1212 01:10:45,016 --> 01:10:46,349 Ouch! 1213 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,986 (chair crashes) 1214 01:11:07,986 --> 01:11:11,451 (guns firing) (Mrs. Marsh screams) 1215 01:11:11,451 --> 01:11:12,632 - Come on, get on. 1216 01:11:12,632 --> 01:11:15,357 - Hey, where am I gonna ride? 1217 01:11:15,357 --> 01:11:17,626 - Take the lower berth. - [Wilbur] Okay. 1218 01:11:18,532 --> 01:11:20,732 - You set? - Wait a minute, can you run this thing? 1219 01:11:20,732 --> 01:11:23,138 - Certainly, it's a standard ship. - Go, go. 1220 01:11:23,138 --> 01:11:25,638 (guns firing) 1221 01:11:37,863 --> 01:11:39,243 - Good man. 1222 01:11:39,243 --> 01:11:42,493 - Yeah, he's watching things all right. 1223 01:11:44,415 --> 01:11:47,792 - You light a match, I'll work the combination. 1224 01:11:47,792 --> 01:11:50,074 - Hey, I've only got one match. 1225 01:11:50,074 --> 01:11:52,476 - That's not enough. 1226 01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:53,643 Hey, light it. 1227 01:11:59,727 --> 01:12:03,560 Now hold it close, put it right under my nose. 1228 01:12:05,234 --> 01:12:07,188 What's to be so nervous about? 1229 01:12:07,188 --> 01:12:09,350 Give me that candle. 1230 01:12:09,350 --> 01:12:11,139 (Wilbur barks) 1231 01:12:11,139 --> 01:12:14,389 Careful, you wanna mess up the floor? 1232 01:12:15,938 --> 01:12:19,040 - What's the matter? - I've forgotten the combination. 1233 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,078 - It's 10-20-30-30. 1234 01:12:21,078 --> 01:12:22,744 - You open it. - Here, I'll do it. 1235 01:12:22,744 --> 01:12:24,827 Here, 10, hold it closer. 1236 01:12:27,773 --> 01:12:30,606 Will you get it, here, give me it. 1237 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:34,516 Do you wanna make yourself sick at your stomach? Give me that. 1238 01:12:38,528 --> 01:12:39,861 Why you crazy. 1239 01:12:41,413 --> 01:12:44,681 Give me that you dummy. You wanna blow the joint up? 1240 01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:47,798 (gun firing) 1241 01:12:47,798 --> 01:12:50,798 (dynamite explodes) 1242 01:12:55,203 --> 01:12:58,286 Somebody must've turned the gas on. 1243 01:13:01,481 --> 01:13:03,357 Oh Wilbur, are you hurt? 1244 01:13:03,357 --> 01:13:04,981 I never felt better in my life. 1245 01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:06,654 Addington, are the jewels safe? 1246 01:13:06,654 --> 01:13:08,769 Certainly they're safe, haven't I been guarding 'em? 1247 01:13:08,769 --> 01:13:10,318 Ah. 1248 01:13:10,318 --> 01:13:12,568 Ah, the electricity's on. 1249 01:13:16,217 --> 01:13:18,985 Looks like they wiped out a whole crime wave. 1250 01:13:18,985 --> 01:13:20,402 Pick 'em up boys. 1251 01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:23,582 I'll have to congratulate you fellas. 1252 01:13:23,582 --> 01:13:25,823 The award on these crooks will amount to a fortune. 1253 01:13:25,823 --> 01:13:26,656 Reward? 1254 01:13:26,656 --> 01:13:30,489 Yep, they've all got a price on their heads. 1255 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:39,546 I caught this here lady running away with this here box. 1256 01:13:39,546 --> 01:13:42,045 - The jewels. - Jewels. - The jewels. 1257 01:13:42,045 --> 01:13:45,572 Why Duchess, would you double cross your old psychic sidekick? 1258 01:13:45,572 --> 01:13:48,246 Jewels (snickers)? 1259 01:13:48,246 --> 01:13:50,987 It's the detectives lunch. 1260 01:13:50,987 --> 01:13:52,320 Get. 1261 01:13:52,658 --> 01:13:56,027 Here's another one Sheriff. Just found him under the sofa, and he was still kicking. 1262 01:13:56,027 --> 01:13:59,690 If I'm not mistaken, you're Buffalo Blackie, the smuggler, 1263 01:13:59,690 --> 01:14:03,114 and you've been using the basement of this hotel for a storehouse. 1264 01:14:03,114 --> 01:14:05,317 Basement, I didn't know we had one. 1265 01:14:05,317 --> 01:14:06,650 Come on. 1266 01:14:07,716 --> 01:14:08,966 Well I sworn. 1267 01:14:13,688 --> 01:14:16,003 Can I have Mary now? 1268 01:14:16,003 --> 01:14:19,631 Tell me Papa, shall we give our little daughter away? 1269 01:14:19,631 --> 01:14:22,548 Certainly, we'll get another one. 1270 01:14:27,609 --> 01:14:30,026 12 o'clock and all is well. 1271 01:14:31,109 --> 01:14:34,192 (upbeat jazz music)